Songs That Could Be Movies: Blur
7 fantastic Blur tracks that should be scripts…
BY Jul 2nd 2009 15:15PMFILED UNDER: Features
Charmless Man (1995)
Charmless Man was inspired by a visit to Damon Albarn’s nan in Lincolnshire.
He popped into a railway toilet, saw some graffiti and was inspired to write the song, which is about a typical upper middle-class English yob.
The Movie:
Julian is the world’s most unlikeable man. He’s patronising, he has no sense of humour, and even his pheromones stink.
When a team of scientists offer to cure his lack of charm, he falls in love with the head white coat, Sandra, and agrees to take part in their experiments.
At first, their cure doesn’t work, the experiments are a failure and Julian becomes even more repulsive as a result of the disappointment.
But then Sandra agrees to go on a date with Julian and he is forced to improve himself.
Is Sandra falling in love with Julian? Or is it an attempt to keep her grant? A shocking end twist reveals all...
The Cast:
Ricky Gervais at his most David Brent as Julian and Cameron Diaz at her most Mary as Sandra. Michel Gondry directs this kooky and touching tale.
Sample Dialogue:
Sandra: “He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him.”
Like This? Then try...
- Who Could Play Frank Sinatra?
- 7 Blockbusters Rewritten By Charlie Kaufman
- 7 Recent News Stories That Deserve To Be Movies
Sign up for our free weekly newsletter for the latest news, features and reviews delivered straight to your inbox.
Print 
You need to log in or register to post comments