Bond Month: Bond's most heinous fashion faux-pas

Suave, stylish and sexy - 007 is none of these

BY Chris Hicks Oct 15th 2008 // 15:15PM FILED UNDER: Features

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The 2009 Zombie Pin-up Calendar

It’s worrying how hot you’ll find them

BY Chris Hicks Oct 15th 2008 // 11:11AM FILED UNDER: Features

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It might be only a step away from being absolutely disturbing, but we think the 2009 Zombie Pin-up Calendar is still a must have for any self-respecting horror fan.

First spotted by the chaps over at Slash Film, the Zombie Pin-up Calendar features thirteen photos of the undead in seductive poses. It’s “Gil Elvgrin meets Night of the Living Dead,” says manufacturer My Zombie Pinup. They’re not wrong.

We’ve been staring at these pictures for about half an hour now, and we can’t figure out whether we’re amused, sickened or aroused. The worrying reality is that in all probability it’s all three.

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9 life lessons from this year’s London Film Festival

Are you considering a threesome? Think twice!

BY Sam Ashurst Oct 14th 2008 // 15:15PM FILED UNDER: Features

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9. Terrorism has come a long way since the ‘80s.

The lesson: Che, Hunger, Incendiary, The Baader Meinhof Complex– all showing at the LFF, all dealing with different terror wars, all gripping, moving and enlightening. And they’re all better than their ‘80s equivalents, such as Nighthawks, Red Dawn and Nine Deaths Of The Ninja.

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The ABC of Star Wars

Pop art excellence from Lucas’ universe

BY Sam Ashurst Oct 14th 2008 // 10:10AM FILED UNDER: Features

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Need cheering up on this dull Tuesday morning? Then clap your eyes on this charming set of Star Wars images by checking out our gallery to the right.

It’s your ABCs with a pop art Star Wars twist.

Every letter is represented, but you may notice some odd choices. L is for Lars, not Luke or Leia, C is for Chirpa not Chewie, and we’d take Han over Hutt any day of the week.

But still, we love S is for Sarlaac – complete with a burp bound Boba Fett – and we reckon Porkins looks like a supporting South Park character.

Check out our gallery to choose your favourite, spell rude words and argue whether Droopy’s a better choice for D than Darth.

[Source: Tweedlebop]

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The 30 films you must see this winter (Part three)

The final ten movies you shouldn't miss

BY Total Film Oct 14th 2008 // 14:14PM FILED UNDER: Features

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Why books are rubbish and films are brilliant

Books = words. Films = explosions. You do the maths…

BY Sam Ashurst Oct 13th 2008 // 10:10AM FILED UNDER: Features

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Burn After Reading is in cinemas this Friday so we thought we’d celebrate by burning every single book we own in a ritualistic sacrifice to the gods of cinema. Why? Because books are rubbish compared to films. Here’s why.

7. You can’t read a gun fight.



Book version:

The Terminator shot at a load of cops and cars and stuff.

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Bond Month: All our 007 content in one place

Babes, villains, cars, gadgets... everything Bond

BY George Walter Oct 13th 2008 // 10:10AM FILED UNDER: Features

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Bond Month: The crappest Bond villians of all time

Seven villians that 007 should have shot on sight

BY Chris Hicks Oct 13th 2008 // 13:13PM FILED UNDER: Features

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On set with Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes

Unseen pictures straight from Ritchie’s period flick

BY Chris Hicks Oct 13th 2008 // 10:10AM FILED UNDER: Features

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TotalFilm.com has managed to get its greedy little hands on some more great photos from the location shoot of Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes. Check out the gallery to the right.

On Saturday we brought you the first ever pictures of Robert Downey Jr as the infamous fictional detective. Then earlier on today we showed off Jude Law as his assistant Watson.

These photos, however, focus primarily on the look and feel of the picture. From Victorian Bobbies to horse-drawn carriages, Guy Ritchie is evoking a sense of 19th century London we’ve not seen since the Hughes Brothers rebuilt Whitechapel for From Hell.

We’re not sure what to make of the elderly folk in the picture below, though.

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Our disc picks of the week

Get our suggestions on what deserves your hard-earned cash today

BY Chris Hicks Oct 13th 2008 // 11:11AM FILED UNDER: Features

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Andy recommends… Teeth

Director/pop-artist spawn Mitchell Lichtenstein ladels on the Russ Meyer-riffing schlock in this winceful tale of a campus hottie with fangs in her front-bottom. Jess Weixler is spunky and scathing as the unpopped-cherry sexbomb (think Reese Witherspoon, only Lethally Blonde).

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