This recent news story noted that uttering unmentionables helps us deal with pain and distress.
In other words, cussing is good for us.
So, to help kickstart your new bad word-driven health regime, we're counting down the sweariest movies of all-time, from 10 to 1 (fiction movies only, fact fans - and we've focused on use of the most popular cuss word - the 'f' bomb).
Please note: THIS FEATURE CONTAINS LOADS OF SWEARING!
10. Made (2001)
The Film: Jon ‘Iron Man’ Favreau directs this companion piece/indirect follow-up to 1996’s Swingers, starring himself and Vince Vaughn as low rank mob lackeys sent to New York on an errand.
When they arrive in the Big Apple, Vaughn’s trademark loudmouth Ricky threatens to de-rail the deal with his antics.
Swear Count: 291 F-Bombs, 3.09 per minute (94 Mins)
Sweariest Line: Ricky: “Here's Scenario B for you Bob, see how you feel about this one. Now I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but I think I'm starting to get under Ruiz's skin as well, OK? It all started with the whole Red Dragon, or the Welsh guy, whatever, they can play it down all they want but you know 200 grand's a lot of fucking money! It's a fucking lot of money! OK? 200 grand is definitely a lot of fucking money!
"And now I've got Ruiz calling me fucking Fruit-Pie the fucking magician! Tellin' me that I can't fucking call my main man Max, who fucking sent me out on the fucking operation?
"And what about the Welsh guy? He's fucking scat all over, they fucking disappear and talk! And you haven't noticed this either but when he's not fucking looking at me or you're fucking doing whatever, I've got fucking Jimmy in the mirror with his shit, too.
""It's fucking coming at me from here, I don't know where it is! It might be coming this way, it might be coming that way, but the fucking shit's coming and I'm not gonna be late for the fucking dance man, I'm not gonna be fucking late for the dance on this one.”
Clean Version: "I'm quite mad, and suffer from verbal dysentry of the generation-culling variety, grand paranoia and extreme delusions of self-importance to the point where not only do I believe that the entire world is plotting against the rise of my obvious genius, but also that I have the intelligence, skill and cunning to halt any plot which seeks to undermine my existence. I shall not arrive late for the ball in this instance."
Next: Harsh Times
Comments
Wintermute
Jul 29th 2009, 11:43
Gotta love me some quality verbiage from the mighty "In Bruges" ... Ken: "Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, and you've always been a c**t. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids." Harry: "Leave my kids f*****g out of it! What have they done? You f*****g retract that bit about my c**t f*****g kids!" Ken: "I retract that bit about your c**t f*****g kids." Harry: "Insult my f*****g kids? That's going overboard, mate!" Ken: "I retracted it, didn't I?"
Alert a moderator
Devilangeldude
Jul 29th 2009, 12:17
Here's one of my all time favourites and it's on my facebook page too. Car cleaning scene from Pulp Fiction Jules: Oh man! I will never forgive your a*s for this s**t, this is some f****d up, repugnant s**t! Vince: Jules have you ever heard the philosophy, that once a man admits that he is wrong, he is immediately forgiven for all wrong-doings? Jules: Get the f**k ou da my face with that s**t. The m**********r who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your d******s. Vince: I got a threshold Jules, I got a threshold for the amount of abuse I will take, and right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. And I'm just saying, i'm just saying, that's it's f*****g dangerous to have a race car in the f****n red that's all. I could blow! Jules: Oh you're ready to blow? Vince: Yeah, I'm ready to blow! Jules: Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying m**********r, m**********r! Every time these fingers touch brain, I'm superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the naverone! In fact what the f**k am I doing in the back? You're the m**********r who should be on brain detail! We're f****n switching, I'm washing the windows, and you're pickin up this n****r's skull!
Alert a moderator
Devilangeldude
Jul 29th 2009, 12:21
Casino (Head in a vise scene) Nicky: Dogs, Dogs, can you hear me, Dogs? Listen to me, Anthony. I got your head in a vise. I'll squash your f****n' head like a grapefruit if you don't give me a name Don't make me have to do this. Please. Come on! Don't make me be a bad guy. Come on. Dogs: f**k you! Nicky: This m**********r. You believe this? Two f****n' days and nights. f**k me? f**k me? You m**********r! f**k my mother? Is that what you're tellin' me? - (Eye starts popping out) - You m**********r, you! Huh? - Give me the f****n' name! Dogs: [Straining] Charlie M Nicky: Charlie M.? Dogs: Charlie M. You make me pop your f****n' eye outta your head... to protect that piece of s**t, Charlie M.? You dumb m**********r! Dogs: Kill me, you f**k! Nicky: Kill you? You m**********r, you! Frankiie, do him a f****n' favor. Charlie M.?!
Alert a moderator
gambit21
Jul 29th 2009, 13:45
This list is missing some crackers- South Park film, come on should have been there and The Big Lebowski surely the greatest use of swearing in any movie of all time- plus its one of the best movies of all time much better than the likes of alpha dog and running scared etc.
Alert a moderator
dannoble99
Jul 29th 2009, 14:36
for Twin Town, surely it has to be "f****n' dead, f****n' dead as f**k!!"
Alert a moderator
TheSwede
Jul 31st 2009, 5:44
this f***ing feature is f***ing hilarious
Alert a moderator
liam13
Jul 31st 2009, 15:38
I don't really take notice of swearing in movies; it is natural, and can make films more realistic or funny. But surely Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs has enough swearing to make it onto this list? Or what about the Bigger, Longer and Uncut South Park Movie: "Shut your F*****g Face Uncle F****r..."
Alert a moderator
DanRose
Aug 1st 2009, 3:32
You are missing a classic bit of swearing! Way Of The Gun! Hey, dickless, get off the f*****g car! Hey, f**k-suck, get your slippery f****n' a*s off the car! Listen to me. Get off the f*****g car with your f*****g a*s! Shut that c**t's mouth, or I'll come over and f**k-start her head. All in the first few minutes.
Alert a moderator
jhoughton3
Aug 1st 2009, 22:36
Why didn't any Tarantino movies make this list?
Alert a moderator
jws1272
Aug 15th 2009, 4:09
I love this exchange from the very profane classic: The Boondock Saints. Rocco: F---in'- What the f---in'. F---. Who the f--- f---ed this f---ing... How did you two f---ing f---s... [shouts] F---! Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Alert a moderator
MovieBoy6547789
Nov 4th 2012, 15:10
Ryan Nicholson's Canadian Horror/Slasher/Comedy Movie named "Gutterballs" which was released early 2008 is the most profane, vulgar movie I have ever watched. Not just with the endless stream of swear words, but the sexual content also. The movie is pretty short at 96 mins, 10 seconds. It contains a total of 516 F-bombs! (Not an exaggeration) Including 10 uses of the C-word (At least) and, 63 S-words, 37 5 letter B-words, 13 4 letter C-words (C**k), 15 uses of f**got, 8 uses of d**k, and multiple milder cuss words such as f*g and *ss. It's one of the most insane movies I have ever watched and I've watched nearly every adult flick you can name.
Alert a moderator