What Happens: On the run from a domed dystopian city, Logan and hot female companion Jessica encounter a deranged fish farming robot named, uh, Box, who attempts to process them into protein-rich food.

Why It's Stupid: The idea is kind of brilliant – a bit like if Wall-E started mindlessly processing people instead of trash – but the actuality is total cock. A giant silver man in a shiny dress jabbering on about plankton. This is the scariest robot they could think of? Really?