What Happens: The Douglas DC-3 plane flying Bond and new lady companion Camille over a suspect part of Bolivia is shot down by fighter jets. They survive using a single parachute by falling into a sink-hole.

Why It's Stupid: Because the immutable laws of physics state that two people sharing a single parachute invariably become lumpy puddles on impact, instead of fortuitously falling into a soft hole in the ground and dusting themselves off.