What Happens: While on the run from a mysteriously apocalyptic event apparently caused by trees, Mark Wahlberg encounters a plant, and talks soothingly to his potential enemy to avoid a conflict.

Why It's Stupid: The reverse shot of the shimmering pot plant following one of Wahlberg’s trademark intense furrowed-brow looks is absurd, disastrous, and hilarious. It’s so entirely woeful nothing can replace seeing it for yourself.