What Happens: Cameron Diaz and idiotic party pals Christina Applegate and Selma Blair break into song during dinner in a restaurant, bawling a little ditty about penises to the tune of Right Said Fred’s 'I’m Too Sexy'.

Why It's Stupid: Tuneless, brainless and excruciating. What part of three horribly misused Hollywood starlets garishly jabbing at their genitals and chanting ‘You’re too big to fit in here!’ is supposed to make us not vomit?