The 7 Laziest Film Titles Ever

Half-arsed movie monickers

Dito Montiel's Rocky redux Fighting is out tomorrow and, as the name suggests, there's, umm, a lot of fighting in it. Which strikes us as a bit lazy...

Since when have films simply been naming themselves after the major events and happenings which they portray?

Since forever...

Title: 12 Angry Men (1957)

Why it’s lazy: Because it’s literally about twelve ticked-off fellas sitting in a room talking.

The intemperate dozen make up the jury in a murder case, and thanks to their impatience and general anger, are on the verge of making a snap guilty decision.

That is, until Henry Fonda’s slightly less angry twelfth man steps in. 

Where the name came from: 12 Angry Men was the original teleplay shown as a live performance on CBS in 1954. It was then staged as a play under the same name in 1955, and finally filmed two years later.

What they should have called it: Let’s Hang This Fool And Get Drunk, Punch And Jury (with Fonda’s character renamed ‘Punch’).

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    • dianying

      May 14th 2009, 12:00

      Has anyone else ever thought that PTA just heard this line in one of the 'Saw' movies and thought that it'd make a classy title for a film someday? That's completely the impression I get.

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    • gezagonk

      May 14th 2009, 12:01

      Good list but where are Snakes on a Plane and The Great Escape?

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    • millerman2k

      May 15th 2009, 3:24

      "the thing" is a fantastic title. although calling it the "whatsit" would also have been cool...just imagine looking at an old computer screen that shows orange, cheesy snacks taking over the world. "they look like us, but they taste like watsist!"

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    • filmz4ever

      May 15th 2009, 13:32

      attack of the 5oft woman? Any film with the title being the name of the main character e.g. Amelie

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    • filmz4ever

      May 15th 2009, 13:33

      ... sorry, didn't see attack of the 50ft women in the list

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    • halo2115

      May 15th 2009, 21:05

      Henry Fonda. Not Peter Fonda. Henry Fonda starred in "Twelve Angry Men." Henry Fonda.

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    • TheTingler

      May 17th 2009, 14:19

      It (technically not a movie yet, but will be!) Airport Star Wars

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    • NDitum

      May 17th 2009, 16:07

      Halo - egads, that's a shocker. Nearly bit my finger off in shame. Fixed, now.

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    • Sean123

      May 17th 2009, 21:24

      8 1/2 takes the biscuit as far as im concerned

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    • Juniorsnoopy

      May 20th 2009, 7:12

      It would have to be my favourite movie of all time, "Aliens". "Alien" was 'bad' enough, so what did they think of when they were making a sequel, with more aliens? Lets pluralise....!

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    • Juniorsnoopy

      May 20th 2009, 7:20

      I would have to be "Aliens", wouldn't it? The title "Alien" was 'bad' enough, but when they decided to make a sequel with more aliens, what did they decide to do? Merely pluralise!!! Genius!!!

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    • Neil1972

      Jun 10th 2009, 11:30

      "Like changing 'Halloween' to 'Knifey Mike' ..." But doesn't 'Halloween' itself qualify as a lazy title? It's a horror film, it takes place at Halloween, any ideas for a title?

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    • jimrasmussen

      Jun 12th 2009, 21:55

      Two things about your Taxi Driver comment: 1) Arthur Bremer shot Gov. George Wallace not George McGovern. 2) Bremer shot Wallace in 1972 not 1967. Where did you get your misinformation??

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