The Film: IWTV is all about Louis, a vampire, who’s been in his 20s since the 1790s. In an interview with reporter Daniel Malloy (Christian Slater), Louis recounts the story of his (after-) life. All 200 years of it.

The Role: Unfortunately, Louis doesn’t take too well to being a vampire. He feels a bit rotten about drinking human blood so tries to survive on animal blood.

He's a sort of vampire vegetarian. With poodles as vampire vegetables.

If they were vegetables, they’d probably be cauliflowers. Poor old Louis. Cauliflower’s horrible.