The Film: Surely a movie that features Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams and McGregor can't be bad? You've clearly never seen this utterly awful potboiler about a man who gets mixed up in a sex club conspiracy, then.

It wants to be erotic and mysterious. It ends up vapid, campy and annoying.

The Role: Jonathan McQuarry, the seemingly innocent type who gets suckered into a whirlwind of sex and violence by smooth-talking Wyatt Bose (Jackman) and lovely lady S (Williams).

Tackle Out? He gets naked, but is kept largely concealed by other things - usually a still-clothed Williams.