The Film: Creepy horror thriller set in a morgue that finds a law student nabbing a job as a night watchman.

He discovers that there's a murderer on the loose and sets about investigating - only to discover the clues point to him. Well, what did he think was going to happen?

The Role: Guess who plays the unlucky bloke. Yes, Ewan does running and screaming and investigating. The part's not very challenging, but it gets the job done.

Tackle Out? Faint outline during a bath. Ladies, get your reading glasses.