Having uprooted from native South Dakota and made The Move to Los Angeles, January Jones wasted no time using her ice-blonde beauty to catty effect in this abandoned and unaired TV pilot.

She’s henchbitch Number One, the supremely gorgeous, supremely shallow sorority sister whose scathing remarks cut deep. Jones stands out as one of the few actors is the pilot who hasn’t set their performance dial to ‘overact madly’, which is perhaps why she’s gone on to better things. Fortuitously, this was also Christina Mad Men Hendricks' first blink-and-you’ll-miss-her gig. Watch it here.

Dumb Blonde? Anybody that bitchy has got to have a few brain cells where it counts.