The Film: The film to succeed Titanic's box-office topspot happened to be another Leonardo DiCaprio film.

During the reign of King Louis XIV of France (DiCaprio), it is discovered that he has a twin brother (also DiCaprio), whom he keeps imprisoned.

This is handy, because everybody hates Louis, and they could do with a replacement.

The Role: Malkovich is Athos, one of the three retired Musketeers (yeah, they're there too. There are a good few stories schmooshed together).

The Creepy: Surprisingly not so. He's a good guy. Huh.