The role: The actor shows he’s got musical-quality singing pipes even if a lot of this Burton pic misfires.

Somehow, TB’s style and Depp’s look just don’t quite work for Sweeney, though they give it a good go.

Jack Sparrow-o-meter: I’m not fond of barbers, to be honest – too many knives near the ol’ throat. And he looks like a badger. All that said, I am partial to a pie. 6/10.