Iddy biddy Kristen was only eleven when she featured in her debut film.

Adapted from a collection of short stories by A. M. Homes, The Safety Of Objects follows four overlapping narratives all about suburban families suffering various misfortunes and complaining a lot.

Stewart’s character, Sam, didn’t even exist in the books. Luckily for Stewart, was written in, launching her career, snowball-like, into the arms of David Fincher…