Something we learnt from Wonder Boys is that Robert Downey Jr. makes a very convincing homosexual.

He plays Terry, publisher to Michael Douglas’ writer and college lecturer, Grady. Terry takes a shining to one of Grady’s most exceptional (though hugely impressionable) students, James (Toby Maguire).

He gets away with all sorts just by being irresistibly charming.

Charm Factor: Downey Jr. is on typical cheeky-chappy form, and his character’s overt sexuality brings a new allure to the twinkle in his eye.

In short: Robert, you are a tart.