The plot, as you may have surmised, revolves around rival chip shops. Tony Stilano is a pedantic perfectionist, while his rival Trev Spackneys, takes a much more haphazard approach to running his business.

Rose plays Sonja, Tony's cousin and assistant, who has a burgeoning relationship with (dun dun dah!) Trev's helper. As thrilling as it sounds, with nowhere near enough Byrne to pep up the proceedings.

Always The Bridesmaid? Here she's stuck in a support role in a movie that's less satisfying than a trip to your local chippie.