Apparently, if we want to see the proper Star Wars trilogy in 3D, we're going to have to sit through the original prequels first. Because according to early reports, George will only release the rest of the franchise in 3D if The Phantom Menace does well. We know, it's madness.
But we're going to try to look on the bright side by imagining what Menace scenes we actually might be a bit excited to see in 3D. It's been a struggle.
Yeah! Bring the taxation of trade routes, baby!
Alright, so the words themselves are inexplicably tedious considering the sixteen-year wait between movies, but the angled crawl is what tells everyone ‘You’re in a Star Wars movie.’ And in 3D it’s going to be, like, so angled.