Total Film’s Alternative Oscars 2011

Best Skincrawler, Best Crazy Mother... This year's alt Academy Awards



    • narmour1

      Feb 24th 2011, 8:48

      Have to disagree with a few of your choices... Buried was a far superior movie over Monsters, Monsters was pretty slow and incoherent in places; my reaction at the end of it was "meh" whereas I lost sleep over Buried. Kick a*s, whilst being amusing, was pretty run of the mill, and I can't see any reason for singling out 'Hit Girl' for any special praise, other than the fact that she said the word 'c**t'. Her delivery of lines was like a 6 year old in a school play. Scott Pilgrim was effortless cool with fantastic performance from the leads. And I'm not a gamer. The Other Guys is wickedly funny? what planet are you on? that was by far the worst movie of last year. How low Will Ferrell has sunk. And Mark Wahlberg has just started to be taken seriously and he goes and does something like this. Truly awful. Thumbs up for Lisbeth Salander though. It's an odd feeling, fancying someone and being s**t scared of them at the same time.

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    • graverobber666

      Feb 24th 2011, 10:50

      Some VERY good but VERY tough choices their guys! I would only really disagree on The Other Guys, guys being idiots? j*****s 3D was the only contender! Lisbeth Salander was an absolute given, it's totally on between Steinfeld and Moretz, I LOVE Kick-a*s and Scott Pilgrim but Scott will always be number one! Hardest choice of all though was the 'Low Budget Luuvie'! Monsters vs Blue Valentine vs Buried?! NIGHTMARE! (not seen the other 2) xxx

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    • Hadouken76

      Feb 24th 2011, 13:53

      Come on, The Other Guys was brilliant! ...The first 20 mins were better than anything Micheal Bay has done in his entire career, the Lion Vs Tuna rant, great WTF moments like Jackson and Johnson 'aim for the bushes', Wahlberg mistaking a ballet class for a strip joint, Ferrells 'plain wife'. Yeah the climax was duff and the cops names could of been more memorable like Tango &Cash or RIggs & Murtagh..

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    • Frankie88

      Feb 24th 2011, 21:15

      I'm with you Hadouken76, I've enjoyed Other Guys pretty very much. I'd also mention the explosion and grandma sending messages - that was hilarious! Overall, great feature TF, and some tough choices. I'd also add Cast Ensemble category, because casting is no walk in the park. Tom Selleck as Henry Jones Jr....naw I don't think so. (with all due respect to Selleck)

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    • StevePotter

      Feb 25th 2011, 2:29

      You nominated Marmaduke but not RED? No. Just no.

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