Politics are tough. Which explains why Malcolm Tucker is tougher still. We phoned him to congratulate him on his win. He said: "Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you. You're as boring as a fucking Black & Decker drill making a hole in John Major's autobiography. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star... " And then he said a very bad word that we can't possibly repeat. What a bitch.
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HannahG
Feb 25th 2010, 10:40
Awww Total Film, I hadn't seen this yet. :-(
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metalgatesolid
Feb 25th 2010, 11:00
What about Ups Russel for Best Ankle-Biter? Sure he starts off moaning but by the climax Russel has proved to be as good a hero as any of the nominated kids.
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cjdtwo
Feb 26th 2010, 4:34
This was a great film. And it was directed by Duncan Jones, not James. I have a feeling people won't be making that mistake for much longer. Very promising debut.
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