So, the Avatar trailer has finally arrived. You can see it here.
The hype machine has been so hypnotising, we were genuinely expecting our eyeballs to melt down our faces in a big mess of gloopy gawp glee.
But our excitement levels have been officially checked. Avatar doesn't seem to be the next evolution in cinema we were hoping for.
But it does look like a none-more-epic thrill-flick. Here’s our first take on the different aspects of the trailer...
Is it just us or do the running grunts look like they enlisted in the same army who once fought the Xenomorphs?
Still, there are some ace shots of soldiers leaning out of choppers blasting aliens with what looks like chain guns.
If it was good enough for Predator, it’s good enough for Avatar.