Crank 2: High Voltage
You’ve likely seen the utterly insane red-band footage for Crank 2 that arrived online late last year. But if you haven’t, you’re probably out of luck – it’s been all but wiped from the web.
Thankfully, the replacement is a new trailer that loses some of the ultra-violent intensity, but still does a good job of illustrating just how wacked-out High Voltage will be.
Jason Statham returns as Chev Chelios, this time stuck with an electric heart that he has to keep charged. How does he do this? By attaching himself to cars, sticking his finger in cigarette lighters, and having vigorous sex with Amy Smart. Ace.
We're giving this one a Nutso Factor of 9.
On to Outlander...