Jason Statham IS... Robin Williams in Dead Poet's Society
Inspirational English teacher Jason Statham encourages his pupils to embrace love, life, self-expression (via the shameless exposure of his taut ex-model torso) and the transcendental fackin' power of poetry.
But when the strict father of one of Jason Statham's star pupils forbids his talented son to pursue a passion for acting, tragedy strikes as Jason Statham uppercuts him into the ceiling.
Co-starring: Keira Knightley as the desk.
Jason Statham IS... Geena Davis in Thelma & Louise
Out on a weekend road-trip with his best fackin' girlfriend, Jason Statham gets oiled-up and wild in a roadside bar, tempting a randy cowpoke with his beefy but taut ex-model torso.
When the cattle-jockey turns date-rapist, Jason Statham roundhouse-kicks his stetson, causing it to spin away and boomerang back vertically, slicing the man in half laterally, like in Terminator 2.
Co-starring: Ross Kemp as Susan Sarandon