Jason Statham IS... Robin Williams in Dead Poet's Society
Inspirational English teacher Jason Statham encourages his pupils to embrace love, life, self-expression (via the shameless exposure of his taut ex-model torso) and the transcendental fackin' power of poetry.
But when the strict father of one of Jason Statham's star pupils forbids his talented son to pursue a passion for acting, tragedy strikes as Jason Statham uppercuts him into the ceiling.
Co-starring: Keira Knightley as the desk.
Jason Statham IS... Geena Davis in Thelma & Louise
Out on a weekend road-trip with his best fackin' girlfriend, Jason Statham gets oiled-up and wild in a roadside bar, tempting a randy cowpoke with his beefy but taut ex-model torso.
When the cattle-jockey turns date-rapist, Jason Statham roundhouse-kicks his stetson, causing it to spin away and boomerang back vertically, slicing the man in half laterally, like in Terminator 2.
Co-starring: Ross Kemp as Susan Sarandon
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davebaxter1989
Oct 22nd 2008, 18:59
Man I really dislike Jason Statham.
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somewhatfrail
Jan 6th 2009, 17:32
He's brilliant, haha.
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rorschach
Apr 16th 2009, 20:58
Hes good at what he does i guess..but i dont like what he does! And just shave your f*****g head already! Its like watching the long lost Mitchel brother in action
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Hotspur1882
Apr 17th 2009, 9:07
lol rorshach. In five years time he will be turning up at the Queen Vic once his movie and straight to DVD career has finally had the decency to die. He is the English Vin Diesel, only with a better American accent lol
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FBSGautama
Feb 9th 2012, 14:26
i love u
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FBSGautama
Feb 9th 2012, 14:26
i love u
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