The Original: Bella visits the La Push reservation with her mates, Jacob and two boys from his tribe.
When Bella hears the Quileute lads slagging off Edward, she asks what the problem is and they explain the tortured history between their wolf-descended tribe and the Cullen clan.
JC Comment: “Not bad, but I think more can be made of the flashback.”
The James Cameron Version: We cut to a post-apocalyptic landscape. A gang of werewolves appear at the top of a hill which is covered in human skulls. It’s really dark, but searchlights are coming from somewhere.
Eerie music that sounds like a giant metal whale shrugging its shoulders plays in the background and everything is really atmospheric.
Suddenly, we cut to a close-up of a human skull. A big hairy foot smashes down on it, crunching it into cats’ teeth.
We quickly cut to a reveal of the Cullens, hiding behind a wrecked car.
“It’s now or never,” Edward says. He’s got a massive scar running down his face that’ll probably heal up at some point.
“Let’s do this,” Charlie Cullen says, and the brothers run out from their hiding place, straight towards the werewolves...
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