The Film: Pedro Almodovar’s beautiful, big-hearted and overbearing drama about love, death and motherhood, featuring a woman who goes on a journey through her past following the death of her young son.

If It Was A World Cup Manager: Overblown, melodramatic, emotional – damn, we’ve already used Maradona. Instead we’ll go for Enzo Bearzot, who unshackled the usually demur Italian side in 1982 and allowed them to play expressive, dramatic football.