The Merch: Ever fancied smelling like an ex-pirate or an enslaved princess? Now you can! Eau Lando smells like "sensuous woods" and comes with a teeny-tiny blue cape, while Slave Leia is "more powerful than a thermal detonator and yet more comfortable than a metal bikini." We don't know what any of that means.
Force-Strength Rating: Well, you've got to give points for the cape.
Buy It: Shockingly, you can't anymore. We know it's disappointing.