If a Director was a biscuit....
 

Say you've made a spot of tea, or a nice cup of coffee. Naturally you want a biscuit with it.

Someone offers you a new biscuit called a 'Camerona'. What characteristics does this lovely bickkie have ?

If a Director was a biscuit....
 

Yeah, they cost loads but you can't deny you get a good biscuit for the money.

The new biscuit is in 3D

The biscuit that's 'King of the Tin!'

Its a BIG biscuit, looks lovely but is ultimately lacking filling and unrewarding.

Could be worse you could get a M Night Shyamalan biscuit, the fist one tastes good but after that they are just shit and not worth dunking in your tea.

Nice one, jay.

One more for the Camerona. The Camerona ~Deluxe.

It looks, tastes and costs the same as the Camerona. But you get 0.08% more biscuit.

Ha, the BAY biscuit surely - although both this and the Camerona have an overwhelming cheesiness about them.

The Shyamalana biscuit - the biscuit with a twist.

The Lynch. looks like an regular biscuit on the outside, but each one contains a mystery ingredient.

It might be a sardine, or a button, an olive, or even a garlic clove. You don't know what it'll be. What you do know, is that it will make no sense whatsoever.