Danny Dyer (how many of his films do you own?)
 

The UK's finest acting export, the cockney tour de force that has assaulted the silver screen over the past decade. He's a little bit "Woah", he's a little bit "Whay!", he's a geezer isn't he?

He also has the uncanny ability to act the same in every single film he's ever been in, rightly mocked for the majority of his output, but come on, everyone owns a film with Danny Dyer in.

He's a legend, here are the picks of my Danny Dyer collection!

'Human Traffic' (He wanks in a bedroom and talks about R2D2)

'The Football Factory' (He gets kicked in the balls and pretends to be called Dorian!)

'Severance' (He gets the crap kicked out of him by Serbian survivalist types!)

'The Business' (My personal favourite, like the cockney gangster version of 'The Secret To My Success', it's awesome.)

I own four, yes four Danny Dyer films you slags! I dare anyone to own more than me, although if I see 'Malice in Wonderland' or that one with Noel Clarke in for less than £3 anywhere I may be tempted to increase my stash.

4 thats got to worth a ban. :-) Only joking. I own none and you can check by clicking the link in my sig

I've got severance. It's not bad. Just happens to have Danny dyer in it. The film would still have been equally enjoyable with a cockney Labrador playing his part. Any films I've seen him in he seems to be quite inconsequential even if he's playing a main character. Straightheads for example.

Human Traffic (ace movie)
The Football Factory ( one of the better football hoolie films)
Adulthood ( only a bit part, excellent movie)

Mind you Ive seen loads. Porkchop DO NOT get Malice In Wonderland, Its bad even by Danny Dyers standards. But you really should get both Kidulthood and Adulthood.

Own 0, seen one - Human Traffic.

I have too much self-respect to watch Danny Dyer in anything. The man is loathsome.

Danny Dyer is so cockney he even makes us real cockneys seem inferior. Cor blimey love a duck he couldn't be more cock-er-ney if he tried.

I own
Human Traffic
The Football Factory
Outlaw
The business
Mean Machine
Goodbye Charlie Bright

I think he is summed up by the bit in the Business when he knocks on the door and Sammy (Geoff Bell) answers and shouts to his wife 'has anyone ordered a c*nt as one's turned up'.

Damn Jaykay has me beat, I have seen 'Outlaw' and enjoyed it parts, I like it when Dyer snivels, he's an exceptionally good sniveller.

Had no idea he was in 'Kidulthood' or 'Adulthood', which I'm surprised at myself mostly because the former has Jamie Winstone and her chin in, I'd quite like to slum it with her for a bit.

I kind of imagine Danny Dyer as the kid who managed to bag the role of the artful dodger in his school play and then just forgot to stop acting and carried on duckin' an' divin' ever since.

His bromance with Tamer Hassan is especially sweet, you would think producers would stay clear of that deadly duo, although Hassan keeps popping up for happy cameos in some funky films like 'Easter Promises' and 'Kick Ass'. so he gets a smidgen more cool.

Any film where Dyer gets the shit kicked out of him is a winner, it's just giving the audience what they want!

Dyer isnt in Kidulthood and in fact only has a very small cameo part in Adulthood so dont let him put you off either as both deserve a watch.
In adulthood dyer has one brilliant line as below...

Noel Clarke. I dont want no trouble blood

Dyer. What part of me looks like your fucking blood

ace.:D

Excellent line but I still wouldn't watch either of these films as I can't stand ghetto talking twats....init.