Forum Ranks
 

The Forum Ranks are as follows:

Total Noob 0
One Post Wonder 1
Two Post Tit 2
Precisely Thrice 3
Peewee Fourman 4
Fickle Fiver 5
Production Runner 6
Film Loader 50
Camera Operator 100
1st Assistant Director 400
Director of Photography 750
Director 1500
Auteur Visionary 7000
Person who needs to get out more 100000

Plus there are two special Ranks:
Old Guard: users that were around 2004-2008, before the Forum was relaunched (and they lost all their posting history).
Honour Guard: users that are nominated by the Old Guard or Mods for writing great posts and being all round good eggs.