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Forum: Off Topic 23-05-2013, 03:01 PM
Replies: 429
Views: 52,449
Posted By Jonesy
Have a great day, Liz. Tell that son of yours to...

Have a great day, Liz. Tell that son of yours to start learning how to pour well balanced alcoholic beverages.
Forum: Movie Chat 09-05-2013, 02:05 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 18,835
Posted By Jonesy
I remember seeing What's Love Got to Do with It...

I remember seeing What's Love Got to Do with It aeons ago. I seem to recall it wasn't bad for a biopic.
Forum: Magazine 28-04-2013, 05:49 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 424
Posted By Jonesy
Then I suggest you read the Forum Rules. Every...

Then I suggest you read the Forum Rules. Every new member is told to do so when joining.

You have received an infraction for your immature sarcasm.
Forum: Magazine 28-04-2013, 03:19 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 424
Posted By Jonesy
You posted this exact same post in another forum...

You posted this exact same post in another forum (film review). This is unnecessary and is against forum rules. Please take this as your first and only warning not to do so again. Thank you.
Forum: Movie Chat 12-04-2013, 12:10 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 18,835
Posted By Jonesy
The Good German - beautifully shot, but strangely...

The Good German - beautifully shot, but strangely unmoving
Battle Royale - entertaining, because children are being killed
The Man Who Would Be King - good, with great performances
Before The...
Forum: Off Topic 11-04-2013, 12:33 PM
Replies: 429
Views: 52,449
Posted By Jonesy
Happy Birthday, MozCat. Hope Mrs Cat treats you...

Happy Birthday, MozCat. Hope Mrs Cat treats you in the way you are accustomed.
Forum: Off Topic 08-04-2013, 07:32 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,217
Posted By Jonesy
I've jived, I've street danced, and I've rocked...

I've jived, I've street danced, and I've rocked and rolled. One of my students dashed to tell me, because they all know how much I admire the woman. I even did a little dance in the lecture theatre.
Forum: Magazine 03-04-2013, 02:03 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,921
Posted By Jonesy
Plus the fact that Owen can only play Owen. He...

Plus the fact that Owen can only play Owen. He doesn't exactly have a wide range of expressions.
Forum: Magazine 23-03-2013, 10:00 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,921
Posted By Jonesy
On going discussion with whom? Yourself?

On going discussion with whom? Yourself?
Forum: Off Topic 22-03-2013, 10:14 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 12,302
Posted By Jonesy
Oh, but he's just cleaning up the mess left by...

Oh, but he's just cleaning up the mess left by the Labour government, doncha know.
Forum: Off Topic 01-03-2013, 09:23 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,961
Posted By Jonesy
Jeremy Renner. Face like a sponge, personality...

Jeremy Renner. Face like a sponge, personality like the worst abrasive bath cleaner.
Forum: Movie Chat 01-03-2013, 08:59 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,244
Posted By Jonesy
Just remembered one. Lean's Great Expectations....

Just remembered one. Lean's Great Expectations. I've always hated the novel.
Forum: Movie Chat 01-03-2013, 06:49 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,244
Posted By Jonesy
I'm struggling to think of adaptions of novels...

I'm struggling to think of adaptions of novels that are better than the actual novel, apart maybe for The Godfather. However, there are a couple of literary pieces that I think are on a par -...
Forum: Movie Chat 27-02-2013, 02:47 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 19,200
Posted By Jonesy
ebrown, whilst you are allowed to promote a site...

ebrown, whilst you are allowed to promote a site in your signature, please do not keep posting links to it in your main post. You have already been warned once by Kiba; if you continue to advertise...
Forum: Film Reviews 24-02-2013, 06:44 PM
Replies: 300
Views: 24,318
Posted By Jonesy
dojj, you may want to edit that post, considering...

dojj, you may want to edit that post, considering it makes no sense whatsoever, either in content, or the fact that you rated Battleship.
Forum: Film Reviews 19-02-2013, 02:51 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,013
Posted By Jonesy
Yep, it was by far one of the better comic book...

Yep, it was by far one of the better comic book adaptations. For once we were subjected to gritty realism that too many fan boy movies lack. Loved the whole slow mo thing, especially when:
...
Forum: TotalFilm.com 07-02-2013, 05:09 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,691
Posted By Jonesy
Begging is demeaning, morris. Real men don't do...

Begging is demeaning, morris. Real men don't do it.

Oh, forgot. You're a stupid cat.
Forum: TotalFilm.com 01-02-2013, 03:33 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,571
Posted By Jonesy
Hi Matt, welcome. We'll probably be like passing...

Hi Matt, welcome. We'll probably be like passing ships, as I let Kiba do all the work. I find that more satisfying somehow.
Forum: TotalFilm.com 28-01-2013, 09:20 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 8,785
Posted By Jonesy
I need some pop downs, in order to calm myself....

I need some pop downs, in order to calm myself. Too many pop ups is an over-use of stimulants.
Forum: Movie Chat 28-01-2013, 09:17 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 24,870
Posted By Jonesy
They've actually made four movies about doors...

They've actually made four movies about doors closing in the night?
Forum: TotalFilm.com 26-01-2013, 11:49 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 8,785
Posted By Jonesy
I couldn't click on the pop ups thread because of...

I couldn't click on the pop ups thread because of the pop ups. I just kept getting Denzel instead.
Forum: Film Reviews 19-01-2013, 09:31 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 4,748
Posted By Jonesy
I have shocked myself by actually enjoying this...

I have shocked myself by actually enjoying this film. Unlike BB and TDK, I didn't fall asleep. Visually it was stunning, and Anne Hathaway's arse was worth every cent.

Edit: I suppose I should be...
Forum: Film Reviews 19-01-2013, 05:27 PM
Replies: 300
Views: 24,318
Posted By Jonesy
The Muppets - made me laugh, so must have been...

The Muppets - made me laugh, so must have been alright.
Forum: Off Topic 19-01-2013, 05:24 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 10,660
Posted By Jonesy
Finished work early Friday, but would now like a...

Finished work early Friday, but would now like a blizzard to spread across my town on Sunday night, thus affecting the rest of the week.

Am even willing to do a snow dance.
Forum: Movie Chat 19-01-2013, 05:21 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 889
Posted By Jonesy
2012 was a godawful year for films. Admittedly...

2012 was a godawful year for films. Admittedly I've yet to see Dredd, but I struggled to find a single film that I highly rated, whether foreign, indie or Hollywood.
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