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Forum: Classics/Retro/Cult Cinema 01-09-2011, 07:33 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,974
Posted By Porkchopexpress
In terms of dramatic narrative it's mostly about...

In terms of dramatic narrative it's mostly about trench warfare, which can be moving and soul destroying in it's portrayal. (Blackadder for instance), but makes for quite repetitive themes in terms...
Forum: Movie Chat 21-08-2011, 03:15 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,711
Posted By Porkchopexpress
It seems to show a lot of guff like 'Black...

It seems to show a lot of guff like 'Black Knight' and 'You, Me & Dupree' of late, which makes a change from showing 'The Departed' every night. I can't watch a film with adverts in it, it annoys the...
Forum: Film Reviews 18-08-2011, 06:15 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,329
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Although I never liked 'The Inbetweeners' to...

Although I never liked 'The Inbetweeners' to begin with, I'm always sceptical about UK TV shows and actors making 'Big Screen' forays. 'Kevin and Perry', 'The Magicians' (What a waste of Mitchell and...
Forum: Movie Chat 18-08-2011, 06:11 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 7,012
Posted By Porkchopexpress
'Star Wars' (A New Hope) on a crappy VHS that...

'Star Wars' (A New Hope) on a crappy VHS that some guy used to sell in his van around the local estate in the early eighties, coupled with 'Return of the Jedi' being the first films I ever saw at the...
Forum: DVD Talk 14-08-2011, 02:47 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 17,998
Posted By Porkchopexpress
I do like me a bit of Michael Mann, 'Heat' is one...

I do like me a bit of Michael Mann, 'Heat' is one of my all time favourite films and 'Collateral' is ace, Mann is a great story teller, visceral action and dynamic set pieces amongst great...
Forum: DVD Talk 14-08-2011, 02:44 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,542
Posted By Porkchopexpress
I have a fetish for director's cuts and extended...

I have a fetish for director's cuts and extended editions, couple that with an audio commentary and they're the features on a disc that will make or break me buying them.

I've little time for...
Forum: TV 14-08-2011, 02:37 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 5,780
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Smile It's that time of year when I decide to watch...

It's that time of year when I decide to watch 'The Wire' once again in it's entirety, coming towards the end of season one as I write this, like a fine wine it's one episode a night of top notch...
Forum: Movie Players 09-08-2011, 04:33 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,480
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Carlyle was an accident brought about by my...

Carlyle was an accident brought about by my inadequate quoting skills.

But Sutherland is a total reach, officially born in the UK granted , but lived here for what? About six years? I'm sure...
Forum: Movie Chat 09-08-2011, 04:17 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,167
Posted By Porkchopexpress
I meant Cromwell, he comes across as a self...

I meant Cromwell, he comes across as a self important, egotistical prick. "How dare you bark at me like some kind of junkyard dog!", do the two actors play the same president in the two Ford/Ryan...
Forum: Movie Chat 09-08-2011, 04:04 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,817
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Anything by Von Trier to be honest, especially...

Anything by Von Trier to be honest, especially 'Antichrist' no one wants to see Willem Dafoe ejaculate blood after unpleasant Gainsbourgh induced penile trauma.

Anything derived from shaky...
Forum: Off Topic 09-08-2011, 12:30 PM
Replies: 157
Views: 36,952
Posted By Porkchopexpress
'Northern Lights' I read a few years back and...

'Northern Lights' I read a few years back and also read it pretty much in one sitting, what a fantastic book! A beautifully skewed universe full of peril, adventure and subtle themes for adults. But...
Forum: Movie Players 09-08-2011, 12:25 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,480
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Erm?:confused:

Erm?:confused:
Forum: Film Reviews 09-08-2011, 12:23 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,324
Posted By Porkchopexpress
And Jeff wins the internet, I just spat my tea...

And Jeff wins the internet, I just spat my tea out on the keyboard. :p
Forum: Movie Chat 07-08-2011, 04:36 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,196
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Smile With the right writers a full on CG Raccoons...

With the right writers a full on CG Raccoons would be pretty awesome, there are some decent CG films out there, albeit the successful ones are original, I.E. Pixar's output, Ice Age, but at the end...
Forum: Magazine 04-08-2011, 07:02 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,726
Posted By Porkchopexpress
When you think about it, he's really no less...

When you think about it, he's really no less offensive than C3P0 in the original trilogy. All comedy slapstick and ridiculous voice, but the difference is the majority of us were children at the...
Forum: Off Topic 04-08-2011, 09:15 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 24,689
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Rooting through my vast and largely unlistened to...

Rooting through my vast and largely unlistened to CD collection and currently listening to

Grandaddy - 'The Sophtware Slump'
Natalie Imbruglia - 'Counting Down The Days' (It's great!, honest!)...
Forum: Off Topic 04-08-2011, 09:11 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 36,952
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Currently on Book 5 of Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of...

Currently on Book 5 of Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of Time' saga, only another eight or nine books to go, stupid OCD! Doesn't my mental health problem realise I have many leather bound books to read, if...
Forum: Movie Chat 04-08-2011, 09:04 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,196
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Greta minds and all that, together we fight the...

Greta minds and all that, together we fight the evil Monstermind SAWBOSS!! I'm in no way ashamed to say I own the first season on DVD, the soundtrack on Mp3 and dodgy t-shirt too, shame season 2 will...
Forum: Movie Chat 03-08-2011, 07:18 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,196
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Smile I'm not sure 'Quantum Leap' would work to be...

I'm not sure 'Quantum Leap' would work to be honest, part of it's appeal was it's constantly changing and episodic storyline. In a movie it would just be another version of 'Freaky Friday'.

On a...
Forum: The Rumour Mill 03-08-2011, 02:36 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 6,392
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Is he the surfer guy? I remember reading a...

Is he the surfer guy?

I remember reading a Bisley drawn series on him when I read 2000AD and some kind of world race, where all the surfers were killed in a variety of ways trying to get to the...
Forum: Movie Players 03-08-2011, 02:32 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,635
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Having kind of grown up with him, cinematically...

Having kind of grown up with him, cinematically speaking, 'Empire of the Sun' was one of my favourite films as a youngster I have a certain affection for him as an actor.

'American Psycho', 'Harsh...
Forum: The Rumour Mill 03-08-2011, 02:22 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,630
Posted By Porkchopexpress
That poster is so hopelessly non-de script it's...

That poster is so hopelessly non-de script it's hard to feel anything apart from "Huh?". I had to double take to see what exactly it was promoting.

I love the Avengers, but I'm an Ant Man/Yellow...
Forum: The Rumour Mill 03-08-2011, 02:19 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 6,392
Posted By Porkchopexpress
I remember one story line from Dredd so racist it...

I remember one story line from Dredd so racist it was untrue, I think he ventured too Mega City Dublin or something, which onvolved driving his Lawmaster over an extraordinarily long bridge to...
Forum: The Rumour Mill 02-08-2011, 07:14 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 10,955
Posted By Porkchopexpress
Reboot it back to the sixties! Paul Giamatti as...

Reboot it back to the sixties! Paul Giamatti as The Penguin versus, erm, Vin Diesel as Batman.

Set it in Vietnam as well, just for shits and giggles.
Forum: Film Reviews 01-08-2011, 09:14 PM
Replies: 704
Views: 107,838
Posted By Porkchopexpress
'Gone Baby Gone' As I continue my Ed Harris...

'Gone Baby Gone'

As I continue my Ed Harris retrospective I couldn't help but re-watch this beautiful little film, thrilling, gritty and with some cracking dialogue.

Gets better with every...
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