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Forum: Movie Chat 28-09-2011, 03:36 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,972
Posted By Groke
Yeah, but all three of my choices are still more...

Yeah, but all three of my choices are still more appealing than my ex wife! :eek:
Forum: Movie Chat 28-09-2011, 02:22 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,972
Posted By Groke
Who'd be the worst movie character to bring home to your parents?

And introduce them as the new 'love of your life?'

Possibly Jay from The Inbetweeners, Sil from Species, or just Jabba the Hutt?
Forum: Movie Chat 05-09-2011, 10:15 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 24,949
Posted By Groke
What has been your worst ever trip to or experience at a cinema? And why?

Mine would have to be watching The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. It was January and the heating had broken. Despite making numerous jokes about how ‘Narnia had spilled out into the cinema,’ it...
Forum: Movie Chat 16-08-2011, 11:12 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,817
Posted By Groke
Thank you - another load of obviously...

Thank you - another load of obviously inappropriate films for me to watch!

(incidentally, both my nans are no longer with us, so these films will only be used to disturb me :D )
Forum: Movie Chat 09-08-2011, 04:17 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,817
Posted By Groke
My Mum couldn't even stomach anything made before...

My Mum couldn't even stomach anything made before 'shaky-cam' style was in fashion. She claimed watching Mary Shelley's Franenstein made her sea sick!
Forum: Movie Chat 09-08-2011, 02:14 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,817
Posted By Groke
I'm so glad I started this thread. I have a...

I'm so glad I started this thread. I have a feeling it's going to provide me with dozens of great ideas for films to watch :D
Forum: Movie Chat 09-08-2011, 12:57 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,817
Posted By Groke
What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?

Possibly something like the Human Centipede, or perhaps Debbie Does Dallas
Forum: Movie Chat 02-08-2011, 08:10 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,581
Posted By Groke
Yeah, I've seen the film. The scariest thing for...

Yeah, I've seen the film. The scariest thing for me was that 'Dad' was played by young 'Henry' from You Rang M'lud - quite a shift in character!
Forum: Movie Chat 01-08-2011, 08:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,581
Posted By Groke
I second that!

I second that!
Forum: Movie Chat 01-08-2011, 04:15 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,581
Posted By Groke
Who would be the worst movie family to be adopted by?

Possibly the Von Trapp Family for me. I hate singing. And I’m none too keen on Nazis.
Forum: Movie Chat 01-08-2011, 12:34 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 17,872
Posted By Groke
Yes, Kelly Brook, in Pirahna, in 3D. I can...

Yes, Kelly Brook, in Pirahna, in 3D.

I can see the perks of this. :D
Forum: Movie Chat 23-07-2011, 04:15 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 17,872
Posted By Groke
I hired it from Lovefilm. I confess. I loved...

I hired it from Lovefilm. I confess. I loved it! :o
Forum: Movie Chat 23-07-2011, 01:05 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 17,872
Posted By Groke
Any film where the baddies have laser guns and...

Any film where the baddies have laser guns and the goodies have swords and the goodies win has got to be on the list ;)
Forum: Movie Chat 22-07-2011, 09:56 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,967
Posted By Groke
How dare they? They'll be hacking my phone...

How dare they?

They'll be hacking my phone calls next! :eek:
Forum: Movie Chat 19-07-2011, 10:31 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 17,872
Posted By Groke
Paul WS Anderson must be turning in his grave. ...

Paul WS Anderson must be turning in his grave.

Oh, wait, he's not dead.

Damn.
Forum: Off Topic 12-07-2011, 12:08 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 7,733
Posted By Groke
How did this topic degenerate into this so...

How did this topic degenerate into this so quickly?! :confused:
Forum: Off Topic 12-07-2011, 11:08 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 7,733
Posted By Groke
Hey, I said 'giant' robot. A giant robot would...

Hey, I said 'giant' robot. A giant robot would transform into a giant pair of Salma Hayek's knickers.

Or was that your thinking? :eek:
Forum: Off Topic 12-07-2011, 10:32 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 7,733
Posted By Groke
If you were a Transformer, i.e. giant robot...what would you transform into?

Apart from a stunning beauty, obviously!
Forum: Movie Chat 06-07-2011, 04:38 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 8,889
Posted By Groke
lol!!! :)

lol!!!
:)
Forum: Movie Chat 04-07-2011, 12:02 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,863
Posted By Groke
Ah, but that was a long time ago - have you seen...

Ah, but that was a long time ago - have you seen the Darleks recently? Even they don't need a stairlift any more!
Forum: Movie Chat 04-07-2011, 11:21 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,863
Posted By Groke
Pray no one goes as ED-209.

Pray no one goes as ED-209.
Forum: Movie Chat 04-07-2011, 10:32 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,863
Posted By Groke
You're going to a fancy dress party, which movie characters costume do you borrow?

Of course all accessories would actually work!

I’d choose Rorschach for the cool factor (unless I could bend the rules a bit and try to make out that the exo-suit at the end of District 9 is an...
Forum: Movie Chat 28-06-2011, 02:03 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 8,889
Posted By Groke
[QUOTE=Lingo;33780]Kit from Failure to Launch to...

[QUOTE=Lingo;33780]Kit from Failure to Launch to be bitchy and get drunk with.

Damn, never seen Failure to Launch - I may have to put it on my rental list!
Forum: Movie Chat 20-06-2011, 12:56 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 5,006
Posted By Groke
I'm not sure I'd want a pet that would pull my...

I'm not sure I'd want a pet that would pull my arms out of my sockets if they lose!
Forum: Movie Chat 20-06-2011, 11:46 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 5,006
Posted By Groke
I'd think I'd have him in my fantasy...

I'd think I'd have him in my fantasy zombie-killing squad.

I reckon he could even win Crufts with those kind of tricks up his paw!
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