I beg your pardon Miss it seems my choice of viewing matter has caused a lamentable lapse into the American vernacular. Obviously it should have read
Oi!! Silly Can't you F*****g count. It say's THREE words you T**t.
I do hope you will find this far more acceptable.
Little things used to mean so much to Shelly. I used to think they were kinda trivial. Believe me nothing's trivial.