That's shocking, Jay. I hate weddings, but going against the bride's wishes is tantamount to social suicide. Plus, it wouldn't have hurt you to miss one game, especially as it was so fucking boring.
I was hoping that my sweepstake team, New Zealand was going to clean up on the £14 for least number of goals scored, then in the final minute, they bloody well scored. Damned selfish, I say.
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."