Originally Posted by fortunesfool
The mong that sat behind me during 'Inception' and complained to his mate that the film was 'pish' every 10 minutes because he had the attention span of a thick goldfish and cant follow anything without using his finger.
What a twunt! I had some fat girl stuck next to me in Inception. I got there early to sit at the very bag centre with the aisle in front of me for extra leg room and some dickheads arrived really late and were like "can you move down a seat?" and I was like "NO!" but my other half didn't want a scene so I had to. I ended up with this girl on my right who breathed so heavily it sounded like a death rattle the whole way through and she had elbows like a wrestler. It ruined my night completely all because of the cocks that turned up late.