Jonesy;
HELL YES! You are my new god.
Today, I was at work. Which is shit because it's bank holiday and I should be in bed. But 10 minutes before closing a woman walked in. She insisted I get her some shoes. SO I did. Then she spent 10 minutes trying on jeans. Despite the fact the announcement kept yelling "The store will be closing in 5/10 delete as applicable minutes"
Then, when the announcement said "The store is now closed", she carried on like she never heard it. When one of my collegues went up to her and told her politely that the store was now closed she says "I KNOW! I KNOW!" and carries on. We then told her we could not put anything through the tills as it was now 10 minutes after closing and all the tills had been turned off. So she huffs, and throws the £55 pair of shoes and a pile of jeans onto the floor and stomps out.
I wanted to punch her face. If you want to shop in peace and buy stuff, don't come in 10 minutes before closing if you plan to spend 30 minutes to an hour stretching jeans over your fat ass!
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