Danny Dyer (how many of his films do you own?)
The UK's finest acting export, the cockney tour de force that has assaulted the silver screen over the past decade. He's a little bit "Woah", he's a little bit "Whay!", he's a geezer isn't he?
He also has the uncanny ability to act the same in every single film he's ever been in, rightly mocked for the majority of his output, but come on, everyone owns a film with Danny Dyer in.
He's a legend, here are the picks of my Danny Dyer collection!
'Human Traffic' (He wanks in a bedroom and talks about R2D2)
'The Football Factory' (He gets kicked in the balls and pretends to be called Dorian!)
'Severance' (He gets the crap kicked out of him by Serbian survivalist types!)
'The Business' (My personal favourite, like the cockney gangster version of 'The Secret To My Success', it's awesome.)
I own four, yes four Danny Dyer films you slags! I dare anyone to own more than me, although if I see 'Malice in Wonderland' or that one with Noel Clarke in for less than £3 anywhere I may be tempted to increase my stash.
"Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball."
Last edited by Kiba.; 06-05-2011 at 10:58 PM.
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