Pirates of The Caribbean. Depps most annoying character and he's surrounded by annoying characters. Utter, utter shite.
The Last Samurai: Cruise is the only one who can save an entire people despite being a smug, drunk tw@. Well done Hollywood, that's pretty fecking insulting.
Crystal Skull. Never happened.
I'm sure there's another, but I've fallen asleep few a few, too.