Last year, my girlfriend made a huge deal about wanting to go see that new Disney documentary, "Oceans." Call me whipped if you'd like, but I gave in and took her to see it... Great idea, huh?
Needless to say, within 20 minutes, I had seen more seagulls dive in water (and listened to Pierce Brosnan discuss seagulls diving in water) than I ever needed to. Luckily, she felt the same.
So after texting a pal of mine to check the theater's other movies playing at the time, we left in time to catch Kick-Ass. Now THAT was a good idea. Definitely enjoyed it more than I would have liked Oceans. Maybe if Morgan Freeman narrated instead... Or Nic Cage while in-character as Big Daddy. "Oh ho, child."