I know it's completely after the fact, but allow me to put my two penneth worth into the pot.
Garden State is so far up its own arse, you can see Zach Braff's unattractively smug tonsils.
And STFU, please don't try to claim that you have seen just about every single horror film out there; that's complete nonsense, unless you're about 120 years old.
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."