As my handle suggests, I'm a John Carpenter die hard, now I'm not blindly hateful of a potential remake. It's just 'The Thing' is Carpenter's masterpiece, that includes the mystery of what happened at camp Norge.
Sometimes not knowing is more interesting that exposition heavy prequels out to cash in on a previous film. Although in all fairness if I was a malevolent biological entity bursting with hate and appetite, I'd try and kill Mary Elizabeth Winstead too.
It's has to be her fault, what is she doing in Norge town!?
I like saying Norge.
"Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball."