I would transform into a robotic BBFC film classifier & reject Transformers 3 therefore making it illegal in the uk. That way, I would reassuringly know that the chances of me having to put up with even just a minutes more viewings worth of that crap will be a fair bit more limited and considering I don't really travel outside the country I wont have to worry about different locations censorers passing such pish uncut or allowing it at all
