I Am The Lube!
Non-brand generic lubricant and babywipes are exactly what 'Keith' Urban carries in that utility belt he's got wrapped round his gut. Stallone had Grecian 2000 and human growth hormone supplements in his.
I love all the Dredd epics namechecked above; it's a shame Alex Garland didn't adapt one of them instead of inventing his own, kind of limited sounding story. I would have thought The Graveyard Shift provided the perfect vehicle to showcase the hilarity and brutality of Megacity One. Its Moebius-loop structure reflects the endless grind of the sleep-machine-assisted street judge and the correlation between the endlessly inventive, self-destructive idiocy of the citizenry and the brutal oppression of the judiciary.