Daily rant thread

[Jonesy]

Public Displays of Affection: I hate them. I'm all for being all lovey dovey in the privacy of your own home, but...

Today, I popped into M&S to buy some odds and sods, and as I approach the meat aisle, I'm exposed to a couple akin to my age, snogging, with full tongue action in front of the raw chicken. Nice. Classy.

Should be fucking banned.
And I don't mean the raw chicken.

[morris]

Originally Posted by Jonesy

I popped into M&S and as I approach the meat aisle, I'm exposed to a couple akin to my age, snogging, with full tongue action in front of the raw chicken.

Blimey. What are Marksies coming to??

You expect that sort of carry-on in Asda or Iceland, not M & bloody S!

[Ancient One]

Spoilsport.

[pinkdegu]

My job. It needs a rant. My stockroom is packed with delivery that my useless collegue couldn't be assed to put away yesterday despite having 3 hours with nothing to do. Some stupid bitch asked me for a size 5. I scrambled over several boxes, bashed my head, scraped my hip, and had to move a whopping great ladder down an aisle that's too small to fit it in to get her these bloody size 5's. I get out and she goes "Oh well they won't fit, they're too small". She didn't even try them on. She just had it in her head they wouldn't fit. So I then had to repeat the above process to get her a size 6 and a size 7. In the end, the 5's were fine, and I now have epic bruises all over me. She then wanted a new pair of 5's because the ones she eventually tried on had the tiniest ever dot on the back of the heel. I was fuming. And the whole time I had to be polite and plaster a twatty great smile on my face. And when I got back to her with the shoes in the box she says "Well done dear" and goes to pay. I can honestly say I wanted to stab the shoes through her eyeball and get all the children that were slobbering over the mirrors and leaving scabby gob marks to dance on her face.


Ok I'm done.

[Ancient One]

Stands up. Applauds loudly and bows to your awesomeness.

[pinkdegu]

One more baby rant. I was 20 minutes too late to send my pic in for the total film cover event. 20 minutes. All because when I got home from work, I took a nap and then had to change the batteries in the camera and my computer wouldn't accept the stupid memory card.

Computers are rubbish if they don't do what I tell them.

[Firedragon76]

I have...
...of late and wherefore I know exactly lost all my mirth. There are way too many idiots who either don't know how to do their jobs or just can't be arsed to do them properly. If I felt the urge to put out other people's fires or clean up their messes, I'd have become a firefighter or cleaning woman (feel free to read the last two words in Steve Martin's voice).

On the plus side, the entire town is full of Christmas markets, so there's a lot of alcohol available on every street corner.

[Jonesy]

This is how stupid people at work and whining maggots are making me feel this week.



gif courtesy of morris

[morris]

CRAP!!!!!

Stupid feckin Microshit have started forcing the new Outlook - which is CAK as you'd expect - onto some email accounts.

F*** YOU, Outlook!!! You're a piece of shit!!



Time to start looking for a new email, after all these years. Why is it whenever they overhaul the thing they always make it worse? It was fine, it worked. It wasn't broken you imbeciles.

Fuck.

[TheGuyver]

Gmail mate. Million times better