Actors who are just plain bad, wooden or inadequate

[morris]

Hayden Christensen. Possibly the most wooden actor alive. god he's terrible. How does he get any work at all?

[jaykays hat]

Originally Posted by morris

Hayden Christensen. Possibly the most wooden actor alive. god he's terrible. How does he get any work at all?

I feel the same about Keanu Reeves.

[CastroGiovanni]

Sam. Worthington.

[thedude]

Originally Posted by CastroGiovanni

Sam. Worthington.

Double Post, sorry.

A few months ago I would of said no, he was the only good thing in Terminator Salvation, and I quite liked what i saw, not pretending to be anything else than a bit of a tough guy with a heart...I have since seen a few interviews and he is so far up his own a*se he looks like a bagel. So yes, punch him in the eye!!

[PeterB89]

Does it have to be actors? They're not always to blame for terrible films.

Personally, I'd punch Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg to the rhythmic chanting of "Stop. Making. Movies." until they got the message.

[oui3d]

Simon Amstell (now he's acting) and by default Michael Cera for looking a bit like him and therefore reminding me Amstell exists.

That bell end Danny McBride in East Bound & Down and Observe & Report.

Anyone to do with Super Troopers and Tracy Morgan, Tracy (how the Fakatka did i stumble into a Bruce Willis film?) Morgan.

Catherine (browless) Tate. Not particularly funny comedienne and shash at acting too.

Madonna - Seriously, Who stalled her porn career? An appallingly self conscious performer who drains the drama out of any scene she's near.

Zooey Deschanel. Oh My Sh*@ting god... Is that acting or did someone just wake you up mid take love? Delivers lines like a poster child for Valium.

And another thing... Oh f*ck it i'll save my ire for later.

I might feel differently for Cera after Scott Pilgrim. After all, I'm a grown up.


I in no way endorse the battering of actors. however if the vehicle in which they were traveling flew off a cliff and burst into flames. I'd be OK with that.



Especially Madonna.

[JenConsMerkin]

LOL forgot Madonna was actually classed as an actor how could I have missed such classics as Swept Away, Evita et al

[JenConsMerkin]

Ok some have already been mentioned:
Hayden Christensen - wooden
Tom Cruise - Oprah show - nutter
Angelina Jolie - just dont get the super skinny look

and my additions:
Scarlett Johansson - can't act not attractive
Jim Carey - not funny
Renée Zellweger - too much exercise

[weirdfilms33]

Gotta be Robert Pattinson. I hate him. I would gladly cut off his ear in an abandoned warehouse whilst dancing to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend.

[smellbone]

matthew mc connachy [ or however his name is spelt ] he is such a crap actor, i dont know how he gets any work . he is so wooden and spoils any film he is in .