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morris · #11 10-06-2010, 08:35 AM

dammit, I was just coming here to say any of the actors in Twilight. I don't hate on Pattinson, oddly enough because he seems like a nice guy. Don't hit me. But the whole cast is belly annoying and I hate the one with the floofy blond wig and the gay faced nonce behind him.

In addition to those who've been named already,
Shia La Beouf, Ashton Kutcher. Any of those from Judd Apatow films except the main guy in Sarah Marshall. He's alright.

oh- Ellen Page deserves a good slap. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS

jaykays hat · #12 10-06-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by morris

dammit, I was just coming here to say any of the actors in Twilight. I don't hate on Pattinson, oddly enough because he seems like a nice guy. Don't hit me. But the whole cast is belly annoying and I hate the one with the floofy blond wig and the gay faced nonce behind him.

In addition to those who've been named already,
Shia La Beouf, Ashton Kutcher. Any of those from Judd Apatow films except the main guy in Sarah Marshall. He's alright.

oh- Ellen Page deserves a good slap. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS

I've never seen the film but that one in the blonde wig looks like a young Ken Dodd.

morris · #13 10-06-2010, 08:55 AM

The scene that's from is actually very funny. He's supposed to be menacing and enraged by blood lust , instead he looks like a toddler having a tantrum. I just wonder why they couldn't afford a better wig considering how much moolah the first one made.

Zippykins1 · #14 10-06-2010, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonesy

But I should have perhaps mentioned the ultimate punchable face, and that is Tom Cruise. And after watching the MTV Movie Awards, if I see him perform Len Wiseman one more time, I swear I'm going to barf.

The scene wasn't even funny in Tropic Thunder, why they think making a whole new film based on the character is a good idea I'll never know.

Mine is Minnie Driver.

snakeplissken · #15 10-06-2010, 12:25 PM

I think the horrifically unfunny character you are referring to is called Les Grossman*.

Len Wiseman directed some of those crap Underworld movies, and is porking Kate Beckinsale.

For both of those reasons, however, I say we start punching him in the face too.

I'd like to batter Dominic Monaghan around the head, his face is wonky and he was in Flashforward.

Jonesy · #16 10-06-2010, 02:10 PM

Oh yeah. Les...Len...Wiseman...Grossman...all the bloody same.

thedude · #17 10-06-2010, 08:44 PM

Topher Grace, I hope he gets it nasty in Predators, a real butchering.

Jesse Jackson, fucking nob head...or face.

John Cusak (sorry Zip) cant stand him, wanna knock him out then t-bag him for humiliation purposes.

Angelina Jolie, whats the fuss? She looks like she was stung on the lips by a very angry hornet.

Ben Affleck, no reasons needed.