I Have...

[Kiba.]

Oh jesus. That is pathetic.

Reminds me of the funny pic Guyver posted on this thread...playing Scrabble on iPod touches.

[Ancient One]

If you like the above you will like this.
Number One Tw** of the week goes to....
A client who arrived this week at my work for a meeting. he signed in at reception and sat down in a chair. On a table in front of him were TWO complimentary copies of the Financial Times.
Said person then proceeded to make himself comfy and started to read the FT.....on his IPAD.

DICK.

[Ancient One]

I have... decided to join in the London Pride March this weekend to raise awareness of persecution of minority groups. We are hoping we can get approval from the Sophie Lancaster Federation but as yet are still waiting to hear back. Whatever happens I will be walking with about twenty others and hoping to get our message across to the hundreds of supporters along the route.

[Projectionist]

I've had two days off and done nothing . But i have crap week as i'll have to watch the new twiligt movie at some point. Yeah

[Ancient One]

You know you want to. Secretly you cannot wait. Popcorn in one hand and box of tissues in the other. Little heart pounding away.

[Projectionist]

Originally Posted by Ancient One

You know you want to. Secretly you cannot wait. Popcorn in one hand and box of tissues in the other. Little heart pounding away.

would you care for a kick to the balls???? :-)

[morris]

those tissues aren't for tears then...

[Zippykins1]

Originally Posted by Projectionist

I've had two days off and done nothing . But i have crap week as i'll have to watch the new twiligt movie at some point. Yeah

You have the misfortune of working one of those midnight screenings?

[Projectionist]

Originally Posted by Zippykins1

You have the misfortune of working one of those midnight screenings?

i worked the last one and i've managed to get this one as well. I'm tempted to stay down stairs and laugh at all the sad fuckers


two girls came into the cinema last week i was walking past the food stand and noticed this girl had team edward written on her face. She asked for two tickets to twilight the next showing and the look on her face when she was told it wasn't out you'd think someone had just sent her a video of her puppy getting shot in face

[morris]

I have... been tempted to pillage and destroy the LVEFILM stand in my local shopping mall. How DARE they set up a stand to promote their poxy rip-off business in MY local mall? Bastards. I indulged a brief fantasy of bashing their stand and them with a cricket bat, but settled for giving them the evil side-eye.



Returning to the subject of TWILIGHT, here is a shirt which would suit Ancient One.



apparently they sold out really quickly