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Old 13-09-2010, 11:17 AM
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Default If a Director was a biscuit....

Say you've made a spot of tea, or a nice cup of coffee. Naturally you want a biscuit with it.

Someone offers you a new biscuit called a 'Camerona'. What characteristics does this lovely bickkie have ?

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Old 13-09-2010, 11:33 AM
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Yeah, they cost loads but you can't deny you get a good biscuit for the money.
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Old 13-09-2010, 11:43 AM
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The new biscuit is in 3D
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Old 13-09-2010, 11:52 AM
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The biscuit that's 'King of the Tin!'
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Old 13-09-2010, 04:41 PM
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Its a BIG biscuit, looks lovely but is ultimately lacking filling and unrewarding.
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Old 13-09-2010, 10:00 PM
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Could be worse you could get a M Night Shyamalan biscuit, the fist one tastes good but after that they are just shit and not worth dunking in your tea.
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Old 14-09-2010, 10:16 AM
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Nice one, jay.

One more for the Camerona. The Camerona ~Deluxe.

It looks, tastes and costs the same as the Camerona. But you get 0.08% more biscuit.
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Old 14-09-2010, 10:30 AM
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Its a BIG biscuit, looks lovely but is ultimately lacking filling and unrewarding.
Ha, the BAY biscuit surely - although both this and the Camerona have an overwhelming cheesiness about them.
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Old 14-09-2010, 10:31 AM
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Could be worse you could get a M Night Shyamalan biscuit, the fist one tastes good but after that they are just shit and not worth dunking in your tea.
The Shyamalana biscuit - the biscuit with a twist.
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Old 14-09-2010, 11:04 AM
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The Lynch. looks like an regular biscuit on the outside, but each one contains a mystery ingredient.

It might be a sardine, or a button, an olive, or even a garlic clove. You don't know what it'll be. What you do know, is that it will make no sense whatsoever.
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