The Crow remake

[jaykays hat]

Originally Posted by Jeffbiscuits

Marky Mark has been asked to play the Crow in a remake penned by Nick Cave. I don't know if this would be a good thing or a bad thing.

Read this the other day and thought WTF!!! How on earth does he keep get offered parts?

[Jeffbiscuits]

Ok. It's a bad thing. I'm really not sure if there's an actor at the moment who could bring to the role as much as Brandon Lee did.

[morris]

good lord, Jeff of course it's a bad thing, if it's true. lol at still calling him Marky Mark he deserves no better for having adopted such a stupid moniker in the first place.

So,
Who would you cast, Ancient ? what about Gordon-Levitt?

[Ancient One]

I'd take Gordon-Levitts CAT over Mr. Wahlberg.
Dunno really. I'll think about it and get back to you.

[Ancient One]

Ok. Im going with either Jake Gylenhall or Taylor Kitsch.
I think Jake has the right look for it and he can definitely do slightly wierd. On the other hand I think that given a good plot and a bit of a free rein Taylor could pull it off.
Just don't use Mark bloody Wahlberg PLEASE.

[Jeffbiscuits]

What about Jim Sturgess, the main character in Heartless. I'm trying to think of folk that look like they could be in a band.

[Ancient One]

As opposed to Mark Wahlberg who should be banned.

[Jeffbiscuits]

I'm enjoying your hatred of Marky Mark.

[Ancient One]

Just watch The Lovely Bones. Go on I DARE YOU. He is awesomely bad in that movie.

[Jeffbiscuits]

Worse than planet of the apes?