Star Wars, the Force, and destroying the Death Star

[Jeffbiscuits]

I think predators are allergic to teleporters. And anything with nuts. Lol. Maybe the predators believe that travelling by teleporter is beneath them and only good for their prey. I haven't even seen the film yet. I have no idea.

[Porkchopexpress]

I think the answer can only be brought back to Adrian Brody's nose, that piece is a force of nature and can not be transported by conventional spacecraft.

As Predators are nasally unequipped to counter this, they manufactured a transmorphic inter-galactic nostril mover. Sadly as a result of it being attached to the rets of his face, we had to endure the rest of him bering teleported as well.

As for the rest of them, erm. Danny Trejo is a replicant and Topher Grace was dead and everyone else is a ghost, killed by Topher's Grade A smugness.

Ah who knows.

[Zippykins1]

Pork, did I hear your name mentioned on Mark Kermode's podcast the other week?

[Porkchopexpress]

Originally Posted by Zippykins1

Pork, did I hear your name mentioned on Mark Kermode's podcast the other week?

Que?

Most likely a John Carpenter reference, as opposed to me personally? I'm not sure what podcast you mean though.

[Zippykins1]

Mark Kermode does a radio show with Simon Mayo on films on Fridays on 5 Live - there's a podcast of it. Someone had emailed in and their name was 'Pork Chop Express'. So obviously, someone with the same ideas and taste as yourself

[Porkchopexpress]

Ah not guilty I'm afraid, this is about as expressive as I get with my film opinions.

Kermode's quiff intimidates me so definetly wasn't me. Although I do love that archive footage when Werner Herzog gets shot and carries on with the interview.

Werner you a crazy mofo!